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Sidney Crosby sitting on a bench in a locker room, looking down at his phone. He's wearing a ballcap on his head, shorts that stop mid-thigh, and a black t-shirt. He's barefoot, and his legs are spread wide.

Rating:
Mature
Length: 00:14:59
Pairings, Characters: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin (background), Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Marc-Andre Fleury, Kris Letang, Brian Dumoulin, various other Pens players
Tags: humor, headcanon, penises, penis sizes
Summary: A chat about Sidney Crosby's anatomy.

Podfic of smollandtoll​‘s headcanon

Notes: Thanks to smollandtoll​ for giving me permission to podfic their headcanons.

Thanks to Toll for suggesting plenty of songs for this podfic, none of which I ended up using XD.

Thanks to Foxy for keeping me company while I (we) swooned over pics of Sid in search of the right one for the cover.

This was recorded for Out of the Auditary 2019. Thanks to thriceandonce for organising it!

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

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I'm a feminist who loves TV & enjoys movies, adores her friends, occasionally writes fanfic (and rarely finishes them), almost always reads fanfics, nerds about Harry Potter, moons over Bradley James and others (esp. when blond/e), collects picture books and colouring books (but rarely colours the latter one), procrastinates, organises fan convention(s). I'm domestic, a librarian, going on 30, and anglophile. That's all you need to know to begin with XD