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An open journal half-hidden under a flowery duvet.

Rating:
Explicit
Length: 02:38:24
Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Tags: sex swap, body dysphoria, consent issues*, pining, cunnilingus, piv sex
Summary: In retrospect, Flower can totally understand why Geno didn't tell Sid who he actually was. Sid is incredibly persuasive when he wants to get laid.

Podfic of hauntologie's story.

Notes: Thanks to hauntologie for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Used for for [community profile] podfic_bingo squares "Multiple POV", "Wet", "Stimulation", and "Free Space".

*The consent issues arise because character A is unaware that it's character B he's having sex with. A thinks he's having cis-het sex with a stranger but is actually having m/m sex with a male friend in a cis-fem body. If you need more clarification, feel free to ask me for details.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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A spiral stone staircase, paint flaking off the walls.

Rating:
Explicit
Length: 00:59:02
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur
Tags: canon compliant, getting together, mild dom/sub undertones

Summary: Arthur's biggest problem to date, Merlin thinks darkly as he carries yet another load of suspiciously not-really-dirty clothing down the stairs, is an unaccountable fear of anyone, anywhere, suspecting he's capable of being other than a complete and utter prat.

Podfic of seperis's story.

Notes: Thanks to seperis for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Finally finished for [tumblr.com profile] merlins-springcleaning.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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A fluffy cat sits on the back of a couch. Next to it stands a lamp. The room is dark and only sparsely illuminated. The cat is looking at the camera.

Rating:
Explicit
Length: 00:59:02
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur
Tags: modern AU (non-magical), getting together, first time, storms, emotional hurt/comfort, Arthur without will

Summary: A nasty storm rolls in and Merlin takes Arthur, his company's sweet, simple custodian, home with him. They end up finding much more than shelter.

Podfic of youfeelallthat's story.

Notes: Thanks to youfeelallthat for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Finally finished for [tumblr.com profile] merlins-springcleaning and [community profile] podfic_bingo.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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An empty, unmade bed with white sheets and pillows, two wool blankets thrown untidily on it. There's an empty space in the middle.

Rating:
Teen
Length: 00:30:04
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur, temp. Merlin/Lancelot
Tags: modern AU, post-break up, pining, angst, moving on, getting back together
Summary: Sometimes at night Arthur pretends Merlin's laying in the bed beside him, fast asleep.

Podfic of freezerjerky's story.

Notes: Thanks to freezerjerky for giving me permission to podfic this fic.

This was written & posted for my 30th birthday <3. I've been meaning to podfic it for a while.

Finally finished for [tumblr.com profile] merlins-springcleaning and [community profile] podfic_bingo.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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A sticky note is taped to the front of a light grey, metal locker door. The sticky note holds the title, author, and podficcer. A heart was drawn into the bottom right corner of the sticky note.

Rating:
Gen
Length: 00:30:38
Pairings: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Alphonse Elric
Tags: humor, fluff, mutual pining, secet admirer, modern AU
Summary: Ed doesn't like secrets, and he definitely doesn't like Roy Mustang, at all. But the universe never listens, does it?

Podfic of psyraah's story.

Notes: Thanks to psyraah for giving me permission to podfic this story.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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Sidney Crosby sitting on a bench in a locker room, looking down at his phone. He's wearing a ballcap on his head, shorts that stop mid-thigh, and a black t-shirt. He's barefoot, and his legs are spread wide.

Rating:
Mature
Length: 00:14:59
Pairings, Characters: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin (background), Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Marc-Andre Fleury, Kris Letang, Brian Dumoulin, various other Pens players
Tags: humor, headcanon, penises, penis sizes
Summary: A chat about Sidney Crosby's anatomy.

Podfic of smollandtoll​‘s headcanon

Notes: Thanks to smollandtoll​ for giving me permission to podfic their headcanons.

Thanks to Toll for suggesting plenty of songs for this podfic, none of which I ended up using XD.

Thanks to Foxy for keeping me company while I (we) swooned over pics of Sid in search of the right one for the cover.

This was recorded for Out of the Auditary 2019. Thanks to thriceandonce for organising it!

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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Tom Hopper as Sir Percival on the BBC show Merlin, clad in sleveless chainmail, holding a sword in his hands. He's looking up through his lashes at the camera.

Rating:
Gen
Length: 00:05:56
Characters: Tom Hopper, Sir Percival
Tags: meta, headcanon, humor
Summary: A podfic of a tumblr thread about Tom Hopper's arms and Sir Percival's sleeveless chainmail.

Notes: Recorded for Out of the Auditary 2019. Thanks to Sylv for organising it <3.

Thanks to Moon for beta-listening, even though I didn't take their suggestions XD. Thanks to the Merlin discord for helping me pick a picture for the cover.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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The AO3 logo in the bottom right, the title in the bottom left. The O of the AO3 logo is adorned by two sweat drop emojis on either side, making it look as if the logo is sweating.

Rating:
Explicit
Length: 00:40:59 for whole collection
Tags: AO3 tags, "dramatic reading", meta, smut, porn, pwp
Summary: Dramatic Readings of the many synonymous tags of AO3's canonical tags for "PWP", "Porn", and "Smut".

Notes: Recorded for Out of the Auditary. Thanks to Sylv for running the challenge!

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

Covers for individual parts below the cut )
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A lit fireplace made out of bricks. The title is written in large letters on the mantle.

Rating:
Explicit
Length: 01:53:11
Pairings: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Tags: EWE, curse injuries, pining, surprise foot-fetish, smut, bottom!Harry, some OOCness
Summary: Severus Snape has survived the war and the Dark Lord but he may not survive Harry Potter.

Podfic of Dementordelta's story.

Notes: Thanks to Dementordelta for giving permission to podfic.

Thanks to Jojo for beta-listening.

Recorded for ITPE 2018 for UstolemyNAME.

Re: That Foot Fetish tag: It's not a lot of foot fetish stuff, but that's how the smut starts out, and it kind of hits you out of left field so I figured I better tag for it.

This podfic comes with a SFW and a NSFW cover. You can download the NSFW version in the 2nd chapter. I put it under the cut if you want to preview it.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr

NSFW Cover )
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Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin on ice together during a game. Sidney is talking and Geno is looking petulant.

Rating:
Gen
Length: 00:47:00
Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Tags: hockey curses, truth spells/curses, magical realism, humour, getting together
Summary: In which the team falls under a truth curse/spell, Geno goes quiet, and Sid misses him.

A podfic of CloudCover's story.

Notes: Thanks to CloudCover for giving permission to podfic.

Please note that the freetalk is about as long as the actual podfic. Also: For some reason I thought the author's name was CloudFactory?? I refer to them as CloudFactory in the freetalk, but please note that their name is CloudCover. Sorry for the mix-up D:

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Gen
Length: 00:14:09
Characters: Peter Grant, Thomas Nightingale, Abdul Haqq Walid, Molly
Tags: off-screen non-consensual drug use, humour,
Summary: I’d dealt with plenty of people under the influence of tetrahydrocannabinol, to use the strictly technical term, during my time as a probationary constable. But none of them had been my boss.

A multivoice podfic of Sixthlight's story.

Notes: Thanks to Sixthlight for giving blanket permission to podfic.

This was recorded at Europodfriends 2018 in front of a (small) audience. Narration & Peter's voice by momo, Nightingale by KDHeart, Abdul by growlery.

KDHeart made the cover, growlery picked the music, momo edited. Stay tuned at the end for outtakes.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Teen
Length: 01:30:27
Pairings: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang
Tags: post-canon AU, Ed stayed in the military, inconsiderate bets, hurt/comfort, angst, severe injuries
Summary: “You know why I came back here instead of leaving the fucking military like I should have? Because I thought, oh, Mustang may be an asshole, but he’s got a cause. Because I thought that under all this bullshit, you were a good person, but - you really are just a bastard, aren’t you?”

Roy made a bet, Ed finds out. Then shit really hits the fan.

A Podfic of saltedshotgun’s story.

Notes: Thanks to saltedshotgun for giving blanket permission to podfic.

The author tagged this as pre-slash since Roy and Ed don’t actually get together yet but I still consider it beyond the Pre-slash stage. I didn’t tag for violence in the Archive warnings but be advised that there is mention and description of severe injuries to one of the major characters.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Explicit
Length: 00:37:02
Pairings: Nicklas Bäckström/Alexander Ovechkin
Tags: modern royalty AU, arranged marriage, misunderstandings,language barrier
Notes: Thanks to nighimpossible for giving blanket permission to podfic.

Thanks to Markie & girlmarauders for suggesting CHVRCHES for the song.

Happy birthday, growlery! Hope you enjoy this.

Summary: Nicklas, the Prince of Sweden, and Alexander, Prince of Russia, get married. It doesn't go quite the way Nicklas expected.

Podfic of nighimpossible's story.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Teen
Length: 00:29:10
Pairings: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang
Tags: post-canon, break up, getting back together, angst, romance
Notes: Thanks to Enterprisingly for giving permission to podfic this story.
This isn't my best cover but I had very specific ideas and they didn't pan out the way I wanted, so this is the closest approximation to what it should've been XD.

Summary: There is nothing wrong with their relationship – or Roy himself – and perhaps that is the problem. For Ed is so very used to being in mortal peril, constantly playing a game of catch-as-catch-can with death. The sudden stillness of civilian life and a happy relationship does not settle easily on his shoulders.

In which Ed runs away from domesticity and the pressure of being someone's love.

Podfic of Enterprisingly's story.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Explicit
Length: 00:52:03
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Tags: EWE, post-break up, fights, misunderstanding, getting back together
Notes: Thanks to marguerite_26 for giving blanket permission to podfic.
This cover kicked my butt for several hours. I should remember to go simple next time.

Summary: Months after their explosive break-up, Draco insists Harry return to their flat to remove his belongings.

Podfic of marguerite_26's story.

Link: On AO3 | tumblr
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The image is black and white and shades of grey. It shows a celtic knot with many decorations. A dragon's head roars in the middle of the knot. At the top of the image it says In spite of Everything, the Stars in dark grey script on an off-white background. In the lower left corner it says words by Polomonkey, pictures by mushroomtale, voice of momotastic in dark grey script on an off-white background.


Title: In Spite of Everything, the Stars
Author: Polomonkey
Reader: [personal profile] xancredible
Cover Artist: [personal profile] xancredible
Rating: Explicit
Length: 09:14:41
File Formats: MP3, M4B, Streaming
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Pairing: Arthur Pendragon/Merlin
Tags: AU - Modern with magic, hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers, politics
Warnings: violence, kidnapping, referenced child abuse, humiliation, angst, threats of sexual assault (verbal and physical), minor character death, depression and grief, trauma

Summary:

London. 2015. The government is set to vote on ending the microchipping of magic users, and Arthur Pendragon has been tasked with kidnapping prominent Magical activist Merlin Emrys to influence the outcome.

Locked away in a house on the North York Moors, tensions rise and confrontation ensues as Arthur is forced to re-evaluate everything he’s been taught about magic, and Merlin finds himself in a struggle for his life. And the fact that they’re falling for each other doesn’t help…


Podfic of Polomonkey's fic.

Notes: I recorded this for Epic Podfic Big Bang in 2018. Thank you to the mods for running the challenge. Thank you to cath for being my beta. Thank you to polomonkey for giving me permission to podfic their work, and to mushroomtale for allowing me to use their art for the covers!
This work was created as a "picture book" that you listen to. More information on that in the notes at the beginning of the recording.

Link: AO3
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Rating:
Teen
Length: 00:32:52
Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Tags: College AU, friends to lovers, long distance friendship, mutual pining, not-really hockey players
Notes: Thanks to StormDancer for giving me permission to podfic this story. Virtual brownies to anyone who can tell me what reference to the fic I snuck into the cover.

Summary: “You know he’s not my boyfriend, right?” Sidney asks.
Tanger raises his eyebrows. “I know you think he’s not your boyfriend.”


Sid & Geno are in a long-term, long-distance platonic relationship. Apparently no one else seems to get that.

Podfic of StormDancer’s fanfiction.

Link to fic: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Teen
Length: 00:23:07
Pairings: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang
Tags: Soulmate AU, Soul Bond, Shared Pain
Notes: Thanks to Xyriath for giving me permission to podfic. US people who’re bothered by relationships between people who are over 18 years old with people who are between 16 and 18 year old, should stay clear of this fic.

Summary: In a world where soulmates can feel the other’s pain, being Edward Elric’s comes with a whole host of problems.

A podfic of Xyriath’s fic.

Link to fic: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Gen
Length: 00:12:55
Pairings & Characters: Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin/Alexander Radulov, John Klingberg
Tags: Angst & Fluff, Pining, Chatfic
Notes: The author wished to remain anonymous. The podfic was recorded and published with the author’s permission.

Summary: An untitled chatfic about Jamie, Tyler, and Radu finally getting their act together some time in the 2018/19 hockey season. With a dash of temporary Segs/Klinger, and a surprising amount of feels.

Link to fic: On AO3 | tumblr
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Rating:
Gen
Length: 00:12:55
Pairings: Eric Bittle/Jack Zimmermann
Tags: Fluff, food as a metaphor for love, real life hockey player cameos
Notes: Recorded for [personal profile] ustolemyname for ITPE 2018.

Summary: Jack invites Bitty up for a visit while he's training in Toronto over the summer. To the utter surprise of nobody who's ever met him, Bitty spends a lot of time baking.

Link to fic: On AO3 | tumblr

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I'm a feminist who loves TV & enjoys movies, adores her friends, occasionally writes fanfic (and rarely finishes them), almost always reads fanfics, nerds about Harry Potter, moons over Bradley James and others (esp. when blond/e), collects picture books and colouring books (but rarely colours the latter one), procrastinates, organises fan convention(s). I'm domestic, a librarian, going on 30, and anglophile. That's all you need to know to begin with XD