Fic Recs Jared/Jensen Part 2

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Huh, went faster than I thought it would.

Okay, so here's part 2 of my Jared/Jensen recs.





Tell Me All the Things That I Wanna Hear

Author: thenyxie and nu_breed
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,562
Warning: Self-Fisting
Genre: PWP

Phone sex. Jared’s at a con alone, Jensen’s jealous because he knows Jared’s been flirting all day. Jared shows Jensen he knows whose he is.

Jared has three voicemails on his cell by the time he gets back to his room: one from his agent regarding an interview and a photoshoot with TV Guide, one from his Momma wanting to know when he’ll be able to come home next, and the last one from Jensen.

Jared toes off his boots and listens to Jensen’s message. It’s only two words; Call me, but Jared already feels more relaxed than he has been all day, hearing Jensen’s voice, familiar and welcome.

Jared cracks open a beer from the minibar fridge and takes two big sips before he dials Jensen’s number.

“Hey,” Jensen sounds like he’s been sleeping, his voice is raspy and raw and Jared can feel his body responding already, with just that one word. “Have fun today?”

Uh, I fangirl thenyxie and also nu_breed so this? Made my dreams come true. Also: Phone Sex!



Just a Coat of Paint underneath the Fly on the Wall

Author: vorpalblades
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 928
Warning: none
Genre: Schmoop

So there’s a new kid in town. Doesn’t mean anything changes.

Misha’s first day on set, there’s a moment when Jensen and Jared are right there, flanking either side of him and spouting preemptive apologies.

“Just, first month or so after the premiere, steer clear of the internet,” Jared tells him.

“It’s for your own good, man,” Jensen says. “Especially if you value the integrity of your character’s character.”

Then they’re gone to film Sam and Dean’s reunion scene, and Misha’s muttering curses under his breath because damn it how could they say something like that? Now he has to know.

That’s the way I like Misha with my OTP.



How To Avoid Falling For Your Co-star, Roommate And / Or Best Friend

Author: maddys_slash
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: 9,816
Warning: none
Genre: Schmoop, Humor

Jared and Jensen move in together and both decide that they simply must not fall in love with each other for that would be a very tragic thing.

“Like I said; just move in with me. I won’t even charge you rent.”

“Thanks man, but I can’t. I would feel like a moocher and you might wind up hating me for eating the last of the cheese or something. And then I’d give you a black eye for snatching the remote and our friendship would end. It wouldn’t be pretty.”

Jared goes quiet for a few moments before another idea hits him. “Well,” he says, “since you’re not taking me up on my gracious offer of allowing you to live in my mansion –rent free may I add, feel free to store some of your crap at my house for a while, you know, if you can’t find a place by Friday. I’ll be down here in Texas till probably the end of June so it’s not like I’ll get pissed about a couple boxes laying around in the living room, besides a buddy of mine once kept some of his stuff in one of those storage facilities and I guess he must have forgot to pay for a week or something because when he finally went back to get his stuff out a month later he had found out that the owners had sold all of his shit. There’s like some rule they don’t tell you about where they can do that, without even telling you first! I’d hate for your baby pictures to wind up on E-bay somewhere because you were a day late with your payments.”

“Dude, do you ever stop to breathe when you’re talking?” Jensen grins as he twirls the telephone cord around his fingers and then he laughs at himself because:
A.) He really needs to invest in a cordless phone because it is the twenty-first century after all and he should have gotten one ten years ago.

And…

B.) Did he really just twirl the cord around his fingers like some dreamy eyed high school girl talking on the phone with her boyfriend?

Very funny and adorable. Trust me, you’ll love this.






How to woo a Girl/Jensen

Author: splashpink
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: N/A
Warning: none
Genre: Schmoop, Humor

Jared turns to Google in his quest to win Jensen's heart.

So the rumours were true. True enough, anyway. Jensen had a big ol’ crush on his co-star, and hey, Jared was more than fine with that. The guy had excellent taste. He was generous enough to provide Jensen with prime A jerk off material and a surplus of full on contact sports, and things had been pretty good. Better than pretty good. Jensen was, in a very non-sexual way, the Yang to his Yin, the jelly to his peanut butter, the lime to his Corona. They complimented one another.

Jensen had been the one to spaz out when the contract for the Kinkaid shoot came through. He was the one to scare the unholy crap out of the creepy guy with the camera who had taken up permanent residence in the bar of Jared’s hotel. He was the one who had served as a pillow for Jared after the gruelling seventeen hour shoots had left him brain dead and in need of candy. He was the one who picked Jared up off the bathroom floor after things went south with Sandy.

He was the one who had just smiled when Jared had clocked him one and said; happy now, fucker?

He was just the one.

Which left Jared with a bit off a dilemma.

How did one, after three and a half years of subtly reminding everyone within sonar range that he was in fact straight, convince a prickly co-star with a heretofore unrequited crush on him that he was being serious, and no, Jen, I’d never fuck you around like that?

The answer?

Google it, of course.

Another fun read! With pictures!




Wet Dreams

Author: munibunny
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: 9,500
Warning: none
Genre: Schmoop

Jared is a lifeguard at a community swimming pool, unhappy about getting switched from the busy afternoon to the early morning shift. He meets a quirky set of characters including a handsome loner who comes in to swim laps from 7:00 - 7:30 every day.

6:30 a.m. and the sun’s barely peeking out over the horizon as Jared slides the heavy gates open. The clink of metal on metal reverberates against the bare cement walls and he cringes at the sound. After spending the better part of six months tangled up in the afternoon crowd, he’s not used to the pool house being so quiet. He stands for a moment, staring out at the cool, clear water. In the early morning light, the place feels almost unearthly still, like someplace foreign.

And Jared is miserable.

What an adorable story, you guys.




IDK, my BFF Jensen

Author: mediaville
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,700
Warning: none
Genre: Schmoop, PWP

We know the boys like to text and call each other. What we don’t know is what they say to each other. Here’s one theory.

It’s late on a Wednesday night, or maybe it’s Thursday morning, when Jared texts Jensen from a bar in Austin. He’s giggling and mostly drunk, stumbling past his cast mates and a few guys from the crew as he makes his way outside to hail a cab.

u awake?

A few moments later Jensen texts back: no. Jared grins and calls him.

“Sleeping,” Jensen growls into the phone, voice all deep and rough.

“Sorry Jensen,” Jared lies. “I wouldna called you ‘cept in case of a ‘mergency.”

“What’s the emergency?”

“’M havin’ a ‘dentity crisis,” Jared slurs.

“A dental crisis?” He can hear Jensen shifting around in bed, and pictures him sitting up and putting on his glasses, sighing at Jared for bothering him. The whole idea of it makes Jared smile. “Someone finally knock your teeth out?”

“Fucker,” Jared laughs.

“Fuck her? I don’t even know her,” Jensen drawls.

Hot, nice, funny … good read!



Souvenir

Author: lazy_daze
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,700
Warning: none
Genre: PWP

Jared discovers that he has a kink for Jensen in a kilt.

Jensen's finally agreed to move in properly, because Jared can convince anyone of just about anything given enough time, and if he says "It makes sense!" enough then he knows Jensen will eventually give in. They're carrying in the rest of Jensen's stuff that he'd been storing 'til he found his own place -- and of course Jared hadn't been ripping out pages of the property section in the local newspaper to make that even more difficult -- and that's when Jared sees it, flash of color half-hidden by something in a box of random crap.

He thunks the box down in the downstairs guest room -- Jensen's room -- and tugs at the material, pulling it out fully.

"Aw, Jesus, you kept it?" He's trying for amused but thinks it comes out lower than that. He holds the kilt up, stares at it, instant flash of watching that stupid movie and staring at Jensen's stupid legs in this stupid thing and being thankful he was alone. Now that was a memorable jerk-off session.

NNNNGH! More KILT!PORN for me and everyone.




It Started With Sexual Favors and Ended With Goodnight

Author: deviant_dev
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,179
Warning: none
Genre: PWP

Because Jensen said something about Sexual Favors in an interview.

Uh oh, Jensen thinks as he sees Jared sitting on the oversized sofa, laptop on his lap and grin on his face. This can't be good. Beer in hand, he makes his way over and sits himself down at the opposite end of the sofa, propping his legs up and partly over Jared's, nursing his bottle and just watching Jared's face. It's a good five minutes or so before Jensen digs his toes into Jared's leg. "What are you lookin' at?" he asks.

Jared licks his lip, bites down on the bottom one a moment, then looks up through his lashes at Jensen, his smile turning a little more towards the mischievous side. "New journal posts by some of our favorite fans," he says. "It's a good thing so many of them speak French."

French? Jensen wonders as he sees Jared look back down. Then he almost splutters his beer all over the place. Oh, shit! "French?" he asks, swallowing a little thickly.

I was waiting for fic like that after the interview. Jensen, you just make it too easy for us fangirls!





What Jensen Wants

Author: azraelz_angel
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,600
Warning: none
Genre: Schmoop

An on-set accident leaves Jared able to hear Jensen’s thoughts. He’s more than a little surprised as what Jensen’s thinking about. Based loosely on the premise of the movie What Women Want.

”Fuck, Jared are you ever going to realize I’m stuck being tortured over here?” Jensen asks and Jared jumps slightly, turning to his right to locate Jensen. He doesn’t hear him approach, but it isn’t the first time Jen’s snuck up on him. But the space off to his right is completely empty and when he finally locates Jensen he is on the other side of the food tent. He’s still chatting with Miranda and Samantha, two of the P.A.s and he looks miserable. Weird, Jensen would have to yell for Jared to hear him, but Jensen would never be that rude. And Jared highly doubts the two girls would still be there talking. Jensen’s eyes look up over the girls’ heads, and Jared can see the relief wash over him. He offers Jared a smile. ”Oh thank God.” Jared hears Jensen say but Jensen’s lips never waver from his relieved smile.

It is kinda then that Jared realizes things may never be right again.

I may not be a big fan of that movie but I like the J² remake!





You still have morning gunk on your face but I'm gonna sex you anyway

Author: mikhale
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: N/A
Warning: none
Genre: PWP

Because she asked nicely (unlike other people) and it's her birthday, kitchen porn for fiddleyoumust.

Jensen is standing in front of the open fridge, drinking straight from a carton of milk. He's wearing nothing but boxers and his eyeglasses. His hair is in disarray and Jared can still see the creases of sleep on his cheek.

He watches as Jensen's throat works to swallow the milk, Adam's Apple moving sensuously and Jared's transfixed by it even if he knows that it always tastes like soap and Jensen's cologne.

Jensen finishes drinking and wipes his mouth with the back of his mouth.

He turns to Jared and is also surprised to see him there. Jensen smiles at him. "Had a good run?"

Kitchen!Porn … I think it’s a kink that’s underrated and people need to appreciate and write more o fit.




Things you (shouldn't) do in the library

Author: mikeyrhcp
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, a side of Chris/Steve
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,753
Warning: none
Genre: PWP

Jensen doesn't like to study. And so he finds a lot more interesting things to do.

"I'm bored," he announces with a sigh. Jared looks up for a second and gives him a little smile and then goes back to reading what the fuck ever he was reading.

"I said I'm bored," Jensen repeats and lets out another dramatic sigh.

"I don't give a fuck," Chris answers, not even lifting his head from his notebook.

"Don't you have homework or something?" Steve asks him. Jensen shakes his had. "Dude, you’ve got to have homework. You're with me in every single class and I have tons of homework."

"Well, I don't feel like doing them," Jensen answers.

"Jen, come on. Morgan will have your ass if you show up without your homework again," Jared interferes and tries to help.

"Dude, Jeff loves me! I'm the best in his class and I practically know 'Hamlet' by heart from the amount of times I read it. As long as I say the right things in class he won't be mad," Jensen defends himself. And if it comes out a little arrogant, then well, who the fuck cares? He’s right. Jeff has mentioned to his parents numerous times that Jensen is brilliant and one of the best students in his class.

"Fine, then just go home and we'll meet up with you once we’re done here," Jared suggests. But Jensen doesn't want to go home. And now that he thinks about it, he has a better idea how to pass the time.

It’s porn. You don’t need an explanation why I like that, right?



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