Fic Rec Entry of doom

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So this is going to be insanely long. You've been warned.








No Sleep Till Bedtime

Author: [Bad username or site: veronamay / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: N/A
Warning: Sleep deprivation. Random Looney Tunes references. Giggling. Smut.
Genre: PWP

I saw this interview from the Paley Festival. The boys looked really tired, and Jensen mentioned they'd only had three hours' sleep. My head went ka-boom, and the only thing left in the wreckage was, "sleepyboysficomg". And here we are.

Ten minutes after Tony called, "Cut!" for the last time, Jensen was stumbling up the stairs to his trailer, his breath misting in the cold air, trying to forget that it was oh-fuck-thirty and he hadn't slept in nearly twenty-four hours. He had roughly two hours to get home, pack a bag and get on a plane to LA. He had a day full of interviews and flesh-pressing and a three-hour Q&A session before he could even think about falling facedown on a bed somewhere, and he was just about ready to cry.

Fame and fortune, he thought, blinking his eyes wide. People would kill to be you, buddy. Suck it up.

It didn't help. His body demanded rest, or at least to be horizontal, unmoving, for more than a few minutes at a time. His mind was fuzzy now that he didn't have anything to concentrate on. Jensen tried to ignore it. He'd get some food and coffee on the way to the airport, maybe snooze during the flight, and he'd be fine. Just fine.

He was still standing just inside the door of the trailer five minutes later, staring blankly at the tiny kitchen counter, when a hand landed on his shoulder.

"Dude. What are you doing?"

Jared's voice was thick and slow as molasses. Turning around, Jensen blinked at him and yawned, absently noting that Jared looked better than anyone had a right to at this hour.

I have enormous amounts of love for sleepy!boys and those two are just sooo adorable.




The Devil You Know

Author: [Bad username or site: larienelengasse / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: N/A
Warning: Rampant angst, profanity, non-explicit boi-lovin’.
Genre: Schmoop, Angst

Jensen can’t take the gossip anymore, but when he takes matters into his own hands, things turn out unexpectedly.

“I don’t even pay rent.”

“Will that make you feel better? If so, then pay me rent. Wouldn’t you rather give your hard earned cash to me than some landlord you don’t give two-shakes about?”

“Well, yeah, but . . . this . . . it’s getting outta hand.”

“What the fuck are you talking about, Jen?” Jared folded up the newspaper and slid off the barstool, crossing over to where Jensen sat and plopping down in a chair across from him. Jensen handed his laptop over to Jared and watched as his friend read the screen. “What is . . . After Elton?”

“It’s a news site about…” Jensen pinched the bridge of his nose. “Gay men.”

Jared’s eyes widened for about a half second then he laughed aloud. “We’re on a gay news site?” he wheezed.

“It’s not funny, J.”

“Yeah, I think it is. I think it’s really funny.”

“They think we’re gay!”

“Who does?”

“Everyone!”

Heee, Jensen's being so adorably freaking out, I just can't help but pity him a bit.




Thirty Minute Kisses

Author: [Bad username or site: hd_obsession / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 551
Warning: Unapologetic Schmoop.
Genre: Schmoop.

Jared and Jensen are skirting around each other after their first date.

Kim got irritated when Dean and Sam have to brush against each other and both of them kept blushing and shying away from the touches. He finally got fed up with it.

“Go kiss or something. But be back here in 30 minutes to do the damn scene right!”

That made another gorgeous flush appear on Jensen’s cheeks and Jared couldn’t resist but bend over and whisper in Jensen’s ear, “I think he’s right Jen. Your trailer or mine?”

Awww, I just love eveything that girl writes so it goes without saying that I want everyone to go to her fic!community [Bad username or site: collidefics / @ livejournal.com] and read every single bit she wrote. And make sure to tell her about it. She adores feedback as much as Jared adores his dogs ;o)





Could I Meet You Later On

Author: [Bad username or site: dev_earl / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: 950
Warning: Angst, Spoilers including 4x09
Genre: Angst

Remember the post-break up angst I refused to post? This is it, revamped.
Spoilers for 4.09. Title taken from Telegraph by Drake Bell.

It’s raining. Jared is talking.

It’s raining, Jensen’s head is throbbing like a son of a bitch and Jared can’t shut up about shooting the sex scene. Like it’s even remotely real, like it counts, like Jensen wasn’t there. Right there, behind all the equipments and the lights and the chairs, crews running back and forth all around him. Like he wasn’t watching as Sam gripped Ruby’s ass and wrapped her legs around him all wild and desperate. Like he didn’t see Jared underneath it all, the sounds he made and the way his muscles gleam in the artificial moonlight.

Like he could stop thinking about how Jared kissed Genevieve differently. Longed to be kissed like that.

“Dude,” Jared waves a hand in front of his face, hazel eyes clouded over with sleep. He’d been taking naps in his trailer while Jensen finished up more scenes. “Have you been listening?”

Jensen doesn’t take his eyes off the rain outside the car’s window. “Sure, Jared.”

“Anyway,” Jared barrels on, flipping his hair back and knocking their knees together. “I mean, it was awesome but weird at the same time, ya know? It’s the first time since, you know,” Jared shrugs, cheeks turning pink even as his smirk gets edgier.

“Yeah,” Jensen nods, swallowing around the massive lump in his throat.

Oooh, this is awesomely angsty AND it has a companion piece:

When the light fades

Rating: R
Word Count: 1760
Warning: Angst, Spoilers including 4x09
Genre: Angst

It’s dark. Jensen is watching.

It’s dark, Jared’s breath is racing against the harsher and quicker pace of Genevieve’s and Jensen can’t stop watching them, half-hidden beneath the cloak of the late night, the bulk of the lighting equipment. As if Jared can’t feel him there, as if he can’t hear the breathing pattern that he knows better than his own.

I think I told her that I loved the way she broke my heart with those two stories.




What Texas Boys Do When They're Bored

Author: [Bad username or site: chash / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: N/A
Warning: None
Genre: Schmoop, Humor

himura: ....
I don't write
and I especially don't write rps
so obviously you should write something and call it 'what Texas guys do when they’re bored…'
me: ...you are on a slippery slope here

"Harley is not big enough to ride," says Jared.

"Not for you to ride," says Jensen. "You're gigantic. But, see, I'm svelte."

"Muscle weighs more than fat," says Jared. "Your words can't hurt me. And you're not riding my dog."

"Well then, we're getting a horse," says Jensen.

Heee, just very hilarious.



Green Eyed Monster

Author: [Bad username or site: veronamay / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,592
Warning: Spoilers including 4x09
Genre: Schmoop, Humor

He sees Jared goofing around between takes, hefting her over his shoulder and pretending to bench press, and even though he's wearing a smile Jensen finds he doesn't like it. Not at all.

It's completely irrational. It's just work; he knows this. He's pretty sure Gen knows the way things are with him and Jared, too. Doesn't make it any easier to watch. Neither does Jared, going out of his way to flirt and joke and generally make himself as adorable as possible so that Genevieve feels more comfortable. Half of Jensen is proud of Jared for doing it; the other half wants to grab him by the scruff of the neck and lock him away, so nobody but Jensen can ever see him like this, laughing and naked and so sexy it makes his whole body ache.

He should leave. He's not doing himself any favours by standing around glowering like a jealous boyfriend. There are lines to learn and emails to send and calls to return, and he still hasn't booked his flight home for Thanksgiving. But Jensen keeps standing right where he is, watching silently, focused on every move Jared makes until Charlie yells print. Then he slips away and hides in his trailer, trying to erase the past two hours from his mind.

I love jealous!Jensen.




Kiss me on my salty Lips

Author: [Bad username or site: oh-mcgee / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,456
Warning: Maybe the obsession with Jensen's mouth?
Genre: PWP

He's pretty sure Jensen's breaking at least six Canadian laws with those lips right now, but he just. doesn't. care.

So, sometimes when Jared's in the shower, or he can't sleep at night, or he's got ten extra minutes to kill while Jensen's filming, or when he's driving down the road, he jerks off thinking about Jensen's mouth. Whatever. Its not like he can help it and he's pretty sure Jensen's lips are so fucking pretty and so fucking girly, that it doesn't make him the least bit gay. Because Jensen's mouth is like, grade-A, free range, goddamn perfect for sucking dick. His bottom lip is all full and plump and they're always so pink and glossy because Jensen's has this bad habit of licking them when he's nervous, or when he's prepping for a scene and they're going over their lines and Jared has to say, "Douchebag, quit it," and dig the chapstick out of his pocket because Jensen can't ever keep up with his own.

Maybe I'm a bit obsessed with Jensen's mouth, too.




Sundays in Bed

Author: [Bad username or site: hd-obsession / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,655
Warning: Porn
Genre: PWP

The best ways to spend Sundays are naked.

Warmth and comfort and the smell of Jared were the three things that surround Jensen as he moves from his deep slumber into a sense of being at least somewhat coherent.

He flutters his eyelashes, willing them to open, even if there is no reason to wake up. It’s Sunday, their lazy day and Jensen wants to spend it in bed with Jared. Naked. Which was the norm for their Sundays. They’d get up only to feed or relieve themselves and the dogs but then it was right back to bed. And honestly, that is the best way to spend their only day of the week that they have off.

Warm and fuzzy and making me feel alright inside. ♥




Tantalizing Tease

Author: [Bad username or site: hd_obsession / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,328
Warning: Porn
Genre: PWP

Jared comes home from the Scream Awards to a waiting Jensen.

Jared unlocks the door, calling out, "Jen? I'm home!"

He turns around to shut the door and lock it when he feels a warm body pressed up against his.

"Hey Jay," Jensen whispers into his ear, "Missed you yesterday."

"Yeah well, you're the one who didn't want to come with me."

"Mmmhmm, I saw pictures of you yesterday though. And heard the squeals and sighs and thumps of millions of fangirls."

Jared tries to turn around, but Jensen holds him there.

"And man, I gotta say I agree. Your leather jacket, those jeans, that damn gray shirt that fit you like a glove. You all tan and happy and so damn gorgeous. And your arms. They looked like they could hold me up while you fucked me into the wall. Could they Jay? I wanked myself raw yesterday. But see, I have something they don't. I have you."

So, apparently I felt like recommending more of [Bad username or site: hd_obsession / @ livejournal.com]'s fics since I was already at it.



It’s Nice To Be Nice [To The Nice].

Author: [Bad username or site: mijmeraar / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,000
Warning: CRACKY. This is not the deep thinky, well written, believable fic you’re looking for. Spoilers for Devour. Ha!
Genre: PWP, Humor, Crack

Jensen’s A Douchebag And Treats Jared Like One: A Love Story.

Half an hour later, Jensen’s still laughing.

“I’m into salads, now,” he teases, choking on the hilarity. He sounds like he’s dying. “I can’t believe you thought I’d buy that. ‘I’m into salads.’”

“You called me Bruce Banner!”

“You’d rather The Hulk? Kinky.”

Jared crosses his arms, backing himself into the furthest corner of the kitchen. He’s not green, but he’s pissed. “I hate you.”

Hilarious piece of fiction! I kept on cracking up every few sentences because of their bickering!




Something borrowed, something blue

Author: [Bad username or site: belyste / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~38,000
Warning: I made Chad the bad guy. I feel really bad about it, if that helps. Also, I suppose this is technically hooker!fic, though it's pretty mild.
Genre: Schmoop, Drama, Romance

When Jared desperately needs a date for his brother's wedding, he hires an escort. Jensen's the perfect fake boyfriend, except pretty soon things get a little too real. Based on The Wedding Date.

“Okay. So, you bringing some hot new girlfriend along?”

Jared had laughed weakly. “Uh, we’ll see, I guess.”

“Come on, you’ve got to uphold the family honor,” Jeff urged. “She can’t be hotter than Rachel, of course, but you’d better put some effort into it. I’m counting on you, little brother.”

“Yeah, I’ll get right on that,” Jared had replied, and that’s what has him staring at the last line of the invitation.

He hasn’t had a girlfriend for nearly two years, not after the thing with Sandy went sour, and only a few sporadic dates since, nothing more serious than dinner or drinks. But now he can’t show up at the wedding alone, because Chad’s the fucking best man, and there’s no way in hell Jared’s letting Chad think he’s still single. Even if he totally is.

I love that movie (maybe more for Jack Davenport than anything or anyone else) and the J² version of it just blows my mind.




The Other Side of Shacking Up

Author: [Bad username or site: crackedbuthappy / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: ~8,000
Warning: Angsty schmoop? Or is that an oxymoron?
Genre: Angst, Schmoop, Romance

It’s never easy living with an ex – especially when you’re still in love with him.

Jared fidgets in a way Jensen has never seen him do when they sit down on the sofa. He’s awkward and uncomfortable and bouncing his foot on his knee before he speaks, “Jensen. I. Man. I don’t know how to say this. I know people say this all the time, but it’s really not you. It’s all me.”

Jensen's blood runs ice cold, “I don't understand what you're saying, man”

“I’m sorry, but. I can't do this anymore. It’s over, Jensen.”

Jensen carries the last of his boxes into the downstairs guest bedroom with a heavy sigh. He pushes the box of pictures and camera equipment against the wall and wills himself not to stiffen when he feels Jared walking in.

Jared drops a box of knick knacks and random items collected from Jensen's leased apartment onto the carpet in front of his feet, “That’s everything.”

“Yeah. Thanks. For letting me stay. I’ll be out of your hair as soon as I find a place.”

“Sure thing. Take your time.”

Jensen waits until Jared walks out of the room and collapses on the guest mattress. He’s been in and out of this room for the better part of a year – his title as he slept on the mattress ranging in everything from friend to sometimes lover, and now, as temporary housemate.

Ooh, heartbreaking but sweet and made of shiny.




No, You hang up

Author: [Bad username or site: bittersplendor / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: ~1,500
Warning: None
Genre: Schmoop, Humor

Jared has approximately twenty-nine flaws that Jensen has listed in his head. Jared is full of love and Jensen is neurotic (and also, full of love).

Jared isn’t perfect. Jensen knows this, despite the various fan sites that suggest otherwise. Jared has approximately twenty-nine flaws that Jensen has listed in his head. He keeps this list updated and he doesn’t want to forget. He barely stops himself from writing them all down, but he wants to remember, he will need it when the time comes that it all—

Jensen cuts off the thought.

They’re having lunch and Jared’s doing #16 again.

16. Picks his teeth with his nails.

Jensen watches him, frowns. Then Jared looks up at him and grins. There’s still a piece of meat lodged between two white teeth.

Heee, so much fun to read!



It's Pronounced Husband and Husband

Author: [Bad username or site: dev_earl / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,818
Warning: None
Genre: Schmoop, Humor

Jared Padalecki is arranged to marry Jensen Ackles. No matter how hot the guy is, he's not keen on the idea. Nope.

Jared loves his momma. He really does. But sometimes, he just wishes she’s made of pure evil so he can hate her and not feel guilty about it.

“Such a pretty face!” Sharon Padalecki cooed.

Jared almost ducks and hides his face under the table. He doesn’t understand how the guy can just smile and blush (quite gorgeously and adorably, if Jared has to be honest) like that.

He blinks and the guy is standing real up close before him, beaming. Gone is the slight blush across freckled cheeks and toes-scuffed-in-the-ground act. “I’m Jensen,” he says in a deep tone, tiny hints of a Texan drawl underneath.

As if Jared’s momma haven’t spent the last month and a half blabbering on and on and on about this Jensen.

OMG MARRIAGE!LAW FIC! This fandom needs more of that kind! Also? Apparently I'm [Bad username or site: dev_earl / @ livejournal.com]'s fangirl, too.




My Problem is You Make Me Melt

Author: [Bad username or site: juice817 / @ livejournal.com]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 18,200+
Warning: None
Genre: Schmoop, Humor

Jensen makes a bet that changes his life forever. Loosely based on the movie She's All That. Title taken from "Have You Ever" by Incubus.

Jensen cocked his head in greeting at Steve across the room and flashed a smile at Kristen, who winked and smiled back in a way that clearly said she was his for the taking. His own smile broadened. He might just take her up on it. But not now. Now, it was lunchtime, and Chris had pizza. He swaggered to their table and spun a chair around, straddling it even as he reached for a loaded slice. Chris lifted a hand to bump knuckles with him first, then they both dug in. He was vaguely disgusted by the noises they were both making, but damn. "Good pizza," he mumbled. Chris laughed.

"So, about that bet." Chris cocked an eyebrow and smirked.

"Nah, c'mon, man. I can't hang out with a loser." Jensen shoved more pizza into his mouth, because god. He was almost whining.

"You have to. Your rep's at stake, dude. You're the one who got publicly dumped." Chris was merciless.

"I'll survive, Chris. I mean, I could totally have Kristen. Or Allie." Jensen stopped when Chris waved a hand, secretly glad to be interrupted, because Chris was right. He was talking the talk, and Kristen was totally hot for him, but Danneel had humiliated him. Completely. He grumbled under his breath.

Chris stared at him silently, all the weight of high school popularity and manliness pressing on him through those eyes. Goddammit.

The only thing I don't like about this story? She made Chris Kane the bad guy. That doesn't compile with my love for that mand BUT for the sake of the J² schmoop and awesomeness that is movie!AU, I'll let it go.


And since that took me AGES to finish, the Sam/Dean, Chris/Steve and J²/Chris/Steve will have to wait till tomorrow. The art!recs, too. You can of course check my del.icio.us. until then ;o)

Comments

[hd-obsession.livejournal.com]

Thank you babe. You just made my night *smishes you*

dev_earl is amazing!

psst. Something Borrowed, Something Blue is by belyste I know you know, but it's wrong on the list

[momotastic.livejournal.com]

*squishes*

And yeah, I know but stupid copy/paste made me forget to change the author. Thanks for pointing it out ♥

[myloveshine.livejournal.com]

oooh, yay! I think there are some here I'm not familiar with, so thank GOD I'll have some new reading material now, haha. Thanks for complying. :DD

[momotastic.livejournal.com]

You're welcome ;o)

[violetlemon47.livejournal.com]

Excellent!

[momotastic.livejournal.com]

Ain't it?

[crimsonkitty88.livejournal.com]

HOMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I WAS GONNA GO TO BED EARLY TONIGHT!!!

[momotastic.livejournal.com]

Uhm, sorry?

[crimsonkitty88.livejournal.com]

*GLARE OF DOOOOOOOOM*

[momotastic.livejournal.com]

LOL YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!

[crimsonkitty88.livejournal.com]

*muttering* yeah yeah yeah...

[momotastic.livejournal.com]

Heee, I knew it. ♥

So, you've been up all night reading because of me then?

[crimsonkitty88.livejournal.com]

lol. basically. Went to bed at four.

[momotastic.livejournal.com]

Awww, poor BB. Not that I actually feel guilty or responsible for your lack of sleep 'cause dude, I didn't make you read all that fic but: Awww, poor BB!

[crazyace86.livejournal.com]

Well, I think I'm going to be busy for the rest of the night (and morning and afternooon.)

Thank you muchly! :D

[momotastic.livejournal.com]

Sure thing! There are more recs to come today.

[yehwellwhatever.livejournal.com]

Some of these are really awesome!

But... psst, you named two fics the other side of shacking up (the second one is called something else (just thought i'd let you know))

[momotastic.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Stupid copy/paste ... I always forget to change something.

[yehwellwhatever.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. It always happen to me too. :P