[BBC Merlin] No Matter How Far Away You Roam

Title: No Matter How Far Away You Roam
Author: lady_ragnell
Reader: xancredible
Cover Artist: xancredible
Rating: Explicit
Length: 01:14:12
File Formats: MP3, M4B, Streaming

Fandom: BBC Merlin
Pairing: Arthur Pendragon/Merlin
Tags: Modern AU - Non magical, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Obliviousness, Fake/Pretend Relationship/Marriage, Christmas, Ygraine lives, Ygraine/Nimueh (background pairing), Meeting the parents, Humour, Intercrural Sex
Warnings: Ableist language

Summary:

“I was wondering if you might come home with me.” Merlin stops mid-rant and stares at him, and then down at his panini again, and back at Arthur. This is a panini of lies and pain. He can tell already.

“For Christmas? I’ve got an uncle and a mother and a sister waiting for me at home, in case you hadn’t remembered, I’m not going home with you just because you’re a workaholic.”

“No, it’s. My mum might be under the impression that we’re a little bit married.”

In which Merlin gets conned into spending Christmas with Arthur's family and pretending to be his husband, because somehow this is his life.


Notes: For puckb on the occasion of 2017's ITPE (Informal Twitter Podfic Exchange). Hope you liked it, puck!

Link: AO3